Editor's Corner - Nov 26, 2005 - Printable Version
- Skies of Green and Fields of Blue
by Mark Faulk This is the FBI!!!! We have the place surrounded.....take your hand off of your mouse and step slowly away from your computer. We have logged your IP address as a visitor to The Faulking Truth, a known subversive political/social/environmental/antiwar/all you need is love promoting website.
The Faulking Truth's articles are known to encourage readers to engage in such radical behavior as thinking for themselves, speaking out against the status quo, attempting to save the environment, and worst of all, questioning authority. Do not.....I repeat.....DO NOT read anything on this website, no matter how innocent it may look on the surface. It will corrupt your mind!
If you would like to learn about America and our true glorious plan to take over....I mean free....the repressed countries of the world, go instead to a "fair and balanced" website that espouses real conservative values, such as FOXNews.com , vhere Mein Furor Rupert Murdoch vill lead you to the Promised Land.
Here are a few indisputable truths from our glorious leader:
Strength lies not in defense but in attack.
The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
The broad masses of a population are more amenable to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other force.
What good fortune for governments that the people do not think.
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.
Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong.
The leader of genius must have the ability to make different opponents appear as if they belonged to one category.
Who says I am not under the special protection of God?
Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.
No, these quotes aren't from President "Nukular" Bush, or even Dick "I Heart Torture" Cheney, even though they could easily be our new Bill of Rights. These quotes are from another famous conservative leader who did poorly in school, and yet became the leader of first his political party, and then his entire homeland, proving once again that anyone can grow up to be dictator and/or president of their country. And for this, we salute this great neo-conservative leader.
Heil Hitler!
I repeat: DO NOT GO directly to http://www.faulkingtruth.com/ and read the latest articles from Down the Middle, Robin Buckallew, Mike Bohling, Ken Shade, Mark Faulk, and their cult of radical contributors.
That is all.....
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